Life of a Human

Pointless *and obvious* Picture Analysis (PPA)

Yes, yes, I congratulate you for being very creative, Creator.  It’s that time of year again, and I just got this picture in a chain email.  These pumpkins seem to be displaying facial expressions that make them look like they got drunk.  The orange “Faces” are propped up next to old bottles of beer and wine glasses that most likely came from the people/person who carved the faces.  It looks like it could be on a front porch, but it also looks like it could possibly be a back porch.  There are cactus-like plants to the side of the stair-way where the pumpkins rest.

Not that anyone would care to look at this issues of a Halloween symbol on the front porch when all of the little kids are walking around looking for candy from their neighbors.  Someone pilotting a plain, or car could glance at this porch from a distance, gaze, gasp, ooh and awe at the scene, just before veering to the left, or right… depending on the direction they’re going, and crash into a nearby child, or bus full of children!!  Not only could that possibly happen, but they have the vomit all wrong.  Has anyone’s barf ever been skin-color?  I highly doubt it, although your barf might be quite orange do to stomach acid… OH SHI-  But, since our insides aren’t the color of our skin, and the pumpkins insides clearly are the same color as their outer-coat… that must mean.  That… that… they aren’t human, they’re not even an animal so they couldn’t even possibly done this?

I now know something I never imagined could possibly be true.  People, take the time to analyze a random photograph, preferably one without a family member, or other loved one in it.  This is because, analyzing a photo could lead you to find life-changing truths about the objects in the photo, and nobody likes change.  We liek mudkipz though, and that’s the way things should stay.

Analyze that analysis and use it in a thesis.

So I herd you liekmudkipz?. In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz lieks you!