Life of a Human

This is by far one of the coolest comedy skits out there.  I constantly hear about it, and I’ve seen it multiple times.  So I figured I would share it and let you guys see for yourselves.  Let me know if it’s kah-pwnage.

So I herd you liekmudkipz?. In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz lieks you!

My new blogging venture is turning out to be a bit more professional-like than LifeofaHuman.  It revolves around making money on the internet using techniques deemed as blackhat, grayhat, and sometimes whitehat.  It’s sort of like a basic webmaster blog on crack, since it feeds a person’s more crazier side when it comes to making money online.  Not only do you learn about improving your traffic, conversions, and etc… You learn about ways to make money without websites, legitimate ways to bring in over $500 a week, and even more than that if you were to add your own ideas into the equation.

So, the website’s name is Associate Pie.  I did name the site soon after learning about Associated Content (Pay Per Article Website), but that was not the inspiration for it.  It’s supposed to be related to affiliate marketing, and how everyone wants a piece of the profits (Like Pie).  Since from each affiliate sale you get a portion of the money made off of the product.

So anyways, if any of my readers here are interested in making money online easy… then check out the new site :D.

We all knew this was coming right?  Anyone who follows up on the internet would’ve seen that Barack was the popular choice.  So anyways, Barack Obama is the president, good luck surpressing the radicals NOW!  All we have to do now is sit back, and see if this guy is really experienced enough to be the president.  Of course there’s always the chance of some asshole redneck pulling a John Wilkes Booth.  Good luck obamz0rz.

I find it harder and harder to maintain a structured posting regiment for any and all of my blogs.  I make one blog, this one, post on it for a while, and then make a new blog and leave the old one in the dust.  This is a common mistake that bloggers make, ruining their chances at ever making a profit.  Of course, I’ve always had the personal flaw of losing interest in something soon after I get started in it.  If I can’t find interest in my blog again, then I will never make the money back that I put into it.

So, I urge all of you bloggers out there to stay focused.  Spend your time on one blog, and don’t jump around and create multiple blogs that you’ll probably never find time to post on.  It ruins lives and alienates people!  Hey, if anyone wants to guest post on Life of a Human, then let me know… you get a free link back to your website :D.

How to Make an Entrance At a Halloween Party:
When you’re a little bit past the trick-or-treating age, Halloween parties can be the highlite of Halloween.  Whether the party you go to is family friendly, or for older teens, this guide will teach you how to make the coolest, or funniest entrance.  During Halloween the two things are, or can be ‘one and the same’.

In order to be looked at as cool, you must be going to a costume party.  If you’re not going to a costume party, you’re going to look like a complete idiot, but that’s still kinda cool.  Your costume will be unique in almost every way.

Step 1: Order a really small costume.  All I had to do was put on my 10 year old little brother’s costume and I was set.  Preferably a police/fireman outfit, or anything that would be really noticeable.  Trust me, it adds to the funny if you’re dressed as something that people can recognize.

Step 2: Work on your size, you can be either really skinny, a total fatass, or buff as hell to pull this off.  Anybody who just looks normal in an 8 year old’s Halloween outfit probably won’t get much props.  For getting fat I recommend eating twinkies, for getting skinny I recommend not eating, and for getting buff I recommend doing some pushups and eating Tiger’s Milk!

Step 3: Smile often, acknowledge the fact that your costume is way to small.  But at the same time, pretend like it’s the perfect size for you.  If somebody tells you ‘directly’ that your costume is too small, punch them in the face… they’re retarded.

Step 4: Avoid parents.  I was approached by a mom at a Halloween party who thought I was dressed as a male stripper.  “What are you honey…?” all you can really say to that is, “umm… the entertainment?”.

Step 5:
a) Fatasses: Be obnoxious
b) Skinnies: Walk around awkwordly
c) Buffz0rz: Pimp Ho’s