Life of a Human

Popular to un-contrary beliefs, Jamie Lynn Spears is in fact pregnant for a second time.  I didn’t even hear that she gave birth to the first one yet, I’m reinserting myself into the loop.  The first person to realize Jamie Lynn was pregnant again was someone considered to be a stranger, in relations to her.  There have been many false reports about how the pregnancy was only a horrible rumor.  Thanks to yellow journalism many people are still resting assured that a baby lump will soon be seen.

It’s unknown how long “exactly” Jamie Lynn has been pregnant, but we know it has been some time now, as we can see from this recent photo.
Authorities say that she must have been pregnant for atleast 2 months, while hiding the fact from everybody, including himself (lol fucked up here… I’ll leave it, but please realize “I know I fucked up”).

Many are asking Jamie Lynn to say ”

“but they are just in denial, since it’s obvious that Jamie Lynn is pregnant.

Here is one completely false and untrustworthy article that will contradict everything I’ve said here.  I hate liars, and all who inhabit them.

So I herd you liekmudkipz?. In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz lieks you!