Life of a Human

I’m sure this is not the correct name for the muscle cramp phenomenon.  It’s what I’ve called this problem I’ve had mostly in the past few years.  Charlie Horses are quite possibly the most painfully uncomfortable physical ailment I have ever felt, and I urge everyone to steer clear of them.

To Avoid Charlie Horses:

1: Avoid moving your limbs in strange positions

2: Eat Bananas

3: Don’t allow yourself to get overworked

4: Don’t yawn when you’re actually tired… (Neck Charlie Horses are SICK)

5: Have sex Often, and remember the Age of Consent.

My Love

Here is a Charlie Horse, Not the phenomenon I speak of… but humorous in that it is a homophone (I think).  For, what are an homophone’s definition!?

Long Legs = More Charlie Horses

Working yourself into the ground is one of the easiest ways to cause a charlie horse.  My most memorable situation with charlie horses, was during wrestling practice, on an exceptionally hard season practice.  We were simply jogging, but I was tired from the earlier drills and workouts.  My body totally hated me and started spasming up all over the place… I had a charlie horse in every part of my body and all i could do was flop down on the ground and quiver.  Of course, all the while everyone was walking by liek “WTF YU DOIN ON TEH GROUNDS”  and I was just LIEK “I’m an pussy durr”.

Eat Bananas, SON

So I herd you liekmudkipz?. In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz lieks you!