Life of a Human

5 Reasons Why You Hate Paris Hilton

1. Tabloids and Social Media: Ever since Hilton was documented in a dumb celebrity magazine and scrutinized mercilessly by some well-brought-up guy who knows how to write (a lot better than me), people have felt it necessary to do the same. Since bad news is the best news and Paris commits the acts common of any celebrity, there are plenty of ugly gashes in her reputation. Her fame is built around party-girl publicity stunts, and not much more.
2. Inherited Riches: Since Paris’s parents owned the chain of hotels and were already multi-millionaires’ when she was born, there was almost no way of getting around being famous. The only question was, how famous would she get, and would she even need to take action in order to build up her fame? One of the biggest reasons people hate Paris Hilton is because they think she inherited all of her fame, and has done nothing to deserve it.
3. Paris as an Actress: Paris sucks at acting, yet she’s still in movies? Almost any movie Paris Hilton is in sucks horribly. Unless it’s a movie that she doesn’t star in, and has the absolute minimum of screen time. Movies like The Hottie and the Nottie or anything other movie that revolves around Paris are completely Miss, not even Hit and Miss.
4. Paris as a Singer: I remember watching one of Paris Hilton’s music videos and thinking “wtf is this shit” as she did an ‘I’m going to sex you up’ dance around some kid. I don’t recall the name of the video, nor do I want to go searching for it, although a successful writer would probably do that for the sake of the article. Anyways, many people argue that she actually does have some good songs, and I can’t really agree with that.  On the Song Jealousy (in the video below)Quote officialleeny (from you tube) - “I don’t really like her, but some of her songs are really good.”Don’t let it shock you too much, but the majority of the rest of the comments on that video are hateful.
5. Paris as a Model: Sure she’s pretty, maybe even supermodel pretty, but it’s all a matter of opinion. It seems to me like a lot of people think she’s less pretty just because of all the negative attention she gets. In my opinion, there are shinier fishing lures in the ocean (heh heh). In reality, she is actually quite pretty. and if you say she’s ugly you’re just lying to yourself. (unless you’re talking about inside, where it really counts haha).

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