Shocked the world

One last time

No disrespect

So I herd you liekmudkipz?. In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz lieks you!

Being shy is seriously one of the worst personality traits that anyone could have (for themselves).  I know, because I have this characteristic… and it seems like I’ve passed up some great opportunities because of it.  I don’t like getting all deep and posting intellectual things on my blog though, so I’m not going to.  I just want to let all you motherfuckers know, that you gotta take chances, get messy, and ride on the magic school bus sometimes.

I know your not supposed to recommend that people go out and drink beer, or get high.  When you don’t know how to go outside and talk to girls though, sometimes that’s your best option.  Just drown yourself in alchohol and then wake up the next morning not knowing what you’ve done.  Just be proud of yourself for having the balls to do something, even if there was some damned liquid confidence in you when you did whatever it is you can’t remember.

Then, after about a month of reckless boozing.  Ween your self off of the drank, and grow your own nuts without the hops :).  It srsly helps gaiz, srsly.

I get thousands of views on lifeofahuman per month, yet I make the least amount of money from it (out of all my websites).

Most of my views come from things like this:

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So, people come to lifeofahuman when they search for an image, most for the jailbait post, and very few end up clicking any ads.  So I make very little money from the website.  Haha.  I also think that I need to modify the placement of the advertisements to make some more money.  I will be testing out some modifications/revampifications soon.  Then hopefully I’ll start writing some cool posts too :D.

Went to a party tonight, and left after like 5 minutes.  I think it’s the lack of drugs that made me leave so early.  The package… was delivered.

On a side note, payloadz owes me over $500 and it doesn’t seem very likely that they will pay me.